Debonaire, charming, sophisticated and rational. None of these words can be used to describe Jon, aka "The Sassenach". Accepted into the Scotia fold on account of being half Scottish, Jon has been given the lofty title of "Head Designer", and his duties include: sculpting, miniature painting, and web design, among others. He has even been known to pack orders and cast on occasion! Jon has made his lair in a room on one of the upper floors of the castle, and named it the "Jeremy Kyle Suite", after one of his favourite TV personalities. That alone should give you a chilling insight into the workings of his twisted mind.
Legend has it that Jon will bring about the apocalypse if ever he finishes painting his collection of models. So it came to pass that the elders of Bristol and Inverbervie joined forces and passed him into the keeping of Scotia Grendel. There he would be continually tantalised and distracted by a large range of models. Thus, by ensuring that his collection continues to grow, the survival of Earth is assured. For now........